" I just stopped by to see what condition my condition was in"

Well hello there all you peeple out there in the blogosphere. It seems I haven't been back here in almost three months. Wow. Time flies when your life is disintegrating around you. Since my last post I've lost my house, have moved twice, and am currently in the worst financial crisis of my life. My unemployment has ran out and if I don't get a job soon, I may be out on the street. My car has been making funny noises, my wallet is empty, and I am kind of depressed. I say only 'kind of' because i've been making sure to continue taking my Prozac, so I'm in this weird headspace where everything is falling apart but I am not deeply depressed the way I use to get in the past.

I truly don't know where i'm going to go from here. I'm out of ideas. I guess i'll just have to keep applying for jobs until someone is dumb enough to hire me. sigh.....

Well anyway, here's a couple of pictures i got from FARK that were posted along with the discussion on Intelligent Design. (the cat I threw in just for fun :-P )

Poem for our Alien Visitors; and an evil thought.

After reading a few of Jacques Vallee's books about Yufos, I wrote this little poem one night.

The people from the future,
in psycho-tronic ships,
pretending they are aliens,
on radars they're just blips.

The jet pilot he goes up,
he's faster than a sound,
The little saucer zooms away,
there's nothing to be found.

Is it just illusion,
or is it something real?
These short gray guys they bother me,
do they just want a meal?

Perhaps they'd like some pancakes,
with sausage on the side.
And if they like the breakfast,
they'll take you for a ride.

We don't know where they come from,
we don't know where they go,
But where their craft have landed,
there's no melting of the snow.

Wee folk, Good folk,
Fairies in the glen.
You don't even have to smoke stuff,
to see them dance again.

I wish that I could see them,
just once before I die,
And share my little poem with them,
before they whiz into the sky.

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I wrote this idea down and then decided to make it a dialogue between
Dr. Evil and Number 2 (from the Austin Powers movies)

Dr. Evil: "B.F. Skinner should be placed in a box and given electric shocks until he recants his theory."
#2: "But wouldn't that prove his theory?"
Dr. Evil: "Yes it would. Which is why the plan is so deliciously......evil."

Wordplay #26

Carbon Footprint has made the list of over used phrases.
I would like to suggest this substitute - Carbon assprint.
Since I sit in front of my computer so much,
I figure that this is more relevant.

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I've been reading some books on UFO's. They had the word ufologist
in them and thought that that was a awkward word. U.F.O. is also
becoming overused and outdated I believe. I would like to suggest
the word Yufo. (pronounced with 2 syllables -- u-fo)
It's not an acronym, just a noun. The plural would be Yufos.

.... and of course they can fly forwards, backwards, upwards, downwards
and when they disappear, they are flying awkwards. :-D
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lionicer - a captcha word. I suppose this is a nice lion. Or a male lion that
maked real women out of female lions that are only girls.
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I don’t want to think. I want to get paid the most amount of money for the
least amount of work. Somebody please do the hard stuff for me.
- 'Heisenbug' by Ted Dziuba on The Register
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Word spellings I hate -
quiet, qiuet, quite, quit
Ones I like better that no one will ever use -
kwiit (don't make any noise!), kwite (very), kwit (to give up)
An odd word I came across -> Omphalos - The center or navel

Wordplay #25

Instead of the Kuiper belt, it could be called "The Edgeworth", after Kenneth Edgeworth, the Irish astronomer who first discovered it.
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Words from a previous post ---> Could someone be a tele-psychic? a telepsych?

This brought to mind a trilogy of books I came across in the library titled, "Psychomech", "Psychosphere", and "Psychamok". They are about a this machine that can amplify psychic abilities and the trouble it causes to those who built it, use it, and are involved with it.

commenting on those words I wrote,
[B] runnerfrog said... "I have an uncertain telepower, I call it Telesuch."

:-D, Maybe you could call it Tel-almost, Cris. :-D

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I came across the 'word' diationi as a *captcha*.

It sounds like an Italian dish with pasta that is as small as diatoms. :-D